I'm bringin' my sexy back! Or, my tribute to Justin Timberlake's song

I have finally come up with a New Years Resolution that I am happy with! Now that my last baby is getting close to turning three years old, it is time to bring my sexy back! I will explain...For the last six years I have been dressing, how do you say? Ah, yes, "mom-ish". Not that there's anything wrong with that, I am a mom after all! But I am talking minimal make-up, flat shoes, no earrings, "sensible" clothes. I was fine with this for a while, as it is how you survive with little ones! However, it hit me that I am going to turn #( this year, this is not a typo! It is code, look at the number line at the top of your keyboard. I can't bear to type the actually numbers without getting weepy. I digress...so then I felt panicky, how many years do I have before I don't care if I wear high-waisted pants and the rest that goes with that? Ten, fifteen years, maybe? Will I be like Sally O'Malley on SNL? (See above pic). It's bad enough that I sneak into the Juniors department because their clothes are so much cheaper! I won't be able to get away with this for much longer! Why is the music so loud in there anyways? (hee hee). So, as I wait to finance my tummy tuck, I am going to try to live it up with my skinny jeans and my high heeled boots, I just hope my feet can take it...